FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: Is your name really Peter John Lindsay or is that a stage name? A: No, it is only a stage Name. My real name is Popsalotof Balloons, but I thought that name would be bad for business. I decided to take the name of the former Australian Parliamentary Secretary to the Minister of Defense (just like magician David Copperfield picked the name from a Charles Dicken's book) so I would not be taken too seriously. Q: Did you go to school to learn balloon twisting? A: No, I got kicked out of school for twisting balloons. (Kids, stay in school or some day you will be doing this for a living too.) Q: How did you learn how to twist balloons? A: Lack of social life. Many people go out and do things... I twist balloon animals. Q: How often do your balloons pop? A: Only once per balloon... they don't have enough air to do it twice. Q: How long do your balloons last? A: They last until they shrink, pop or land in the hands of a 3 year old. Q: Why did you choose to go into balloon twisting? A: I went into my high school counselor's office and looked in a book for ideas of potential future career choices. Balloon twisting was the only career I found out I could bite my nails and annoy young children with corney jokes. I was sold on Ballooning from that day on. Q: Do you do this for a living? A: No, I can live without doing it (but I find it little fun.)